Wednesday, 2 May 2007

20cm: Are u a "Show-er" or "Grow-er"?

Yours truly caught the Spanish movie "20cm" with G on the eve of Labour Day. For those who love French movies, you would have liked this. Dramatic acting, contrasting scenes, and plenty of dark humour. In fact, it was almost like watching a Bollywood movie because I don't understand Spanish and had to depend on English subtitles, and there were just too much of dramatic dance and song segments (think: 20 dancers on the streets with dozens of pedestrians dancing in unison. *yelps*).

Anyway the show was indeed very campy. A tranvestite Marietta is a woman trapped in a man's body, and she worked as a whore so as to earn enough to undergo a sex-change operation. You know - to get rid of her gigantic weenie (20cm to be exact!) for good. I guess it's difficult to be a real woman when you have something that huge beween your legs? Her dilemna came when she fell in love with a man who was crazy over her schlong. Yep, I was puzzled. A really handsome young man hitting on a middle-aged ugly tranvestite, only dying to be f*** by her.

The story had a happy ending. She dumped the guy, chopped off her big weenie and lived happily. Well, at least she looked really glamorous walking down the streets looking every inch (*sic*) of a fashionista.

The show reminded me of a recent chat at a dessert cafe after J's perfomance. He gave the one-liner that totally summarizes whether the size of our manhood really matters - "You are either a show-er or grow-er!". Haha, that really killed all arguments, because at the end of the day, it is the perfomance that matters!

So boys, are u a "show-er" or "grow-er"?

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