Always the Good Things

You know what they say about Chinese Horoscope forecast every year - It's revolves mostly on the good things, or are merely common sense expressed in a complicated way. Just to give you an example for yours truly ie the horoscope of the Monkey. Of course, in the name of Jesus, we should take it with a pinch of salt. OK, make it a *mountain* of salt!

Overall

This year is your lucky year (see what I mean?). All your endeavour will be smooth (I am beginning to doubt it already). If you run your business, it will be good. There will be good news for those who is working. Students will do well academically. For those who are trying for kids will have offspring luck this year. You will also enjoy good wealth luck. (I don't think this will happen given the economic crisis looming in 2009) This is the year to charge ahead with aggression. However, take precaution as people will see you as showy and cause harm to you (a disclaimer to their advice). 

Career

There will be business opportunity coming up if you are running you own business. If you are working, there will be good news coming your way. News on promotion or new assignment might be coming your way. (I rather have the payrise) Be careful of petty people as people might be jealous with your achievement (do you begin to notice their trend of ending each section with a disclaimer?).

Relationship

You will be in cloud nine this year due to much good news. Courting couples will move on to next stage ie marriage (hmm.. interesting).  It is also a good time for marriage or start a serious relationship. Couples trying for kid will have offspring luck this year. Couples should guard against third party (double hmm..). 

Wealth

Wealth luck is extremely good but don't show off (I am sorry, but where is the wealth that they are refering? under my bed?). Normal income and windfall luck is good. Petty people will be jealous against you, so be more prudent (there! nother disclaimer!).

Health

Take good care of your health this year. There will be minor sickness here and there (even with my flu jab, I still get my sneezy nose occasionaly in the morning). Avoid attending wakes (right.. I don't like it either!).