Yours truly did the laundry at 130am last night, and ended up sleeping late. (*long story* ~ mom's at brother's house, performing the duty as a confinement nanny to Ezekial, and I had to morph into Maria of the house in the absence of my mum).
Oh well, hope some of you caught the first episode of "Do Not Disturb" or DnD for short. I had to give due credits to the director, producer and scriptwriter for creating such a excellent piece of work. With only 2 actors who delivered great acting chops (who needs Gurmit? haha..), it was funny, and contained some quirky art direction. And who wouldn't break out a cheeky grin when they hear the sound effects in the show? (yes, I LUUURVE it when the camera zoom in on the double bed and the "crazy wails" buzzer goes off! - signalling "SEX!").
Last night's show was about a pair of soon-to-be newly weds who decided to check into the budget hotel 3 days before their wedding day, as their flat was under renovation. Hoho... and while preparing their wedding, the couple rated the various steps of their love-making from a scale of 1 ("almost harmless") to 10 ("the perfection" as the female cast put it ~ RIGHT, of cos we know what she meant!). For the record, they only went to "7" at Ferry Point Hill Chalet (god knows where is that =p).
1: Carress face
2: Hug
3: Peck on cheek
4: Kiss on the lips
4.5: French kiss
5: French kiss with lots of tongue
6: Grope the butt
7: Groping the breast (well the guy merely "pokes" it)
8: Getting into the missionary position
9: Taking off the undergarments
9.5: Putting on the condom
10: Fornication/ Coitus - u know... SEX!
The bride-to-be ("Mei Mei") insists on perfection (read: kiasu-ism) for the wedding dinner, the flowers, the HDB flat, and even the wedding night. And it did not help when she suspected her husband-to-be ("David") suffers from premature ejaculation - That bloody moron actually came without any physical stimulation (*yea, I guess he was REALLY horny*).
The best part was when Mei Mei insisted on rehearsing the wedding night (from level 1 to 10). As they attempted to re-enact with their clothes on, David's commented about even "the army execute the real war exercise; just that they use blanks so nobody is hurt"; and so they decided to act some realism in it. With more passion into Level 1 to 10 of their lovemaking techniques, hormones just got the better of them, and they "did it" before wedding day.
Woo hoo... talk about "pulling the brakes" when you need it. keke
You gotta catch DnD on Mondays 10pm, only at the new Arts Central - It will be the show that does not make you wanna leave your seat/ visit the toilet/ make your supper/ start flipping the IKEA magazine that is near your sofa.
Oh well, hope some of you caught the first episode of "Do Not Disturb" or DnD for short. I had to give due credits to the director, producer and scriptwriter for creating such a excellent piece of work. With only 2 actors who delivered great acting chops (who needs Gurmit? haha..), it was funny, and contained some quirky art direction. And who wouldn't break out a cheeky grin when they hear the sound effects in the show? (yes, I LUUURVE it when the camera zoom in on the double bed and the "crazy wails" buzzer goes off! - signalling "SEX!").
Last night's show was about a pair of soon-to-be newly weds who decided to check into the budget hotel 3 days before their wedding day, as their flat was under renovation. Hoho... and while preparing their wedding, the couple rated the various steps of their love-making from a scale of 1 ("almost harmless") to 10 ("the perfection" as the female cast put it ~ RIGHT, of cos we know what she meant!). For the record, they only went to "7" at Ferry Point Hill Chalet (god knows where is that =p).
1: Carress face
2: Hug
3: Peck on cheek
4: Kiss on the lips
4.5: French kiss
5: French kiss with lots of tongue
6: Grope the butt
7: Groping the breast (well the guy merely "pokes" it)
8: Getting into the missionary position
9: Taking off the undergarments
9.5: Putting on the condom
10: Fornication/ Coitus - u know... SEX!
The bride-to-be ("Mei Mei") insists on perfection (read: kiasu-ism) for the wedding dinner, the flowers, the HDB flat, and even the wedding night. And it did not help when she suspected her husband-to-be ("David") suffers from premature ejaculation - That bloody moron actually came without any physical stimulation (*yea, I guess he was REALLY horny*).
The best part was when Mei Mei insisted on rehearsing the wedding night (from level 1 to 10). As they attempted to re-enact with their clothes on, David's commented about even "the army execute the real war exercise; just that they use blanks so nobody is hurt"; and so they decided to act some realism in it. With more passion into Level 1 to 10 of their lovemaking techniques, hormones just got the better of them, and they "did it" before wedding day.
Woo hoo... talk about "pulling the brakes" when you need it. keke
You gotta catch DnD on Mondays 10pm, only at the new Arts Central - It will be the show that does not make you wanna leave your seat/ visit the toilet/ make your supper/ start flipping the IKEA magazine that is near your sofa.
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