Sunday, 15 November 2009

She Doesn't Get It

We had a good laugh at the traditional qualities that define a Chinese Beauty.

高额头 尖下巴 (瓜子脸)
Prominent forehead & sharp chin (resembling a melon seed)

眼睛大大
Large eyes

鼻子尖尖
Sharp nose

嘴巴小小
Small pout

And how ex-Miss Singapore "Boomz" (*plus big twinkly star hand action*) Ris Low has almost none of the above. Does she know she is hilarious to the point of being the butt of a joke? Or is she just enjoying the unflattering attention? She either doesn't get it, or have found inspiration for her route to alternative stardom (*choke*) from "She Bangs" William Hung or "Yellow Trunks Stripper" Steven Lim.

The way she craved for attention is just unbelievably shocking.

Don't even TRY to impersonate her.

ShingZ.

Disclaimer: The clip is rated PG. If you are offended by ugly women, vulgar language or liberated dressing, you should not proceed further.

But of course, I know your fingers are itchy.

No comments: